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Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

Written by El Presidente on Monday, March 18 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.

Source: ToonZone

Greetings, comrades!  It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from inside David Hasselhoff's limo. No, I'm not hanging out with Hasselhoff, that known poster boy of capitalism, I'm simply leaving him a little present to let him know what the Cuban government thinks about his continued exploitation of his fame in the 1980's!

Anyways, today, I have yet another rumor concerning Iron Man 3's role in setting up the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.  On, long a home for Internet scoopers, a user named goldminer, who claims he works for a Indian language dubbing company, stated that Richard Rider would be appearing in the movie.  My crack Internet sluthing of IMDB revealed that an actor named Bridger Zadina will be playing "Richie" in the film.  Could this Bridger be our teenage Nova?

The answer is, probably not.  While Zadina is certainly an accomplished actor, with over 20 appearances in television shows, I sincerely doubt that Marvel would be able to hide such a juicy, juicy scoop in plain sight.  And I also do not trust this "goldminer" fellow.  His name reeks of corrupt capitalism at its finest.  Still, I've been wrong before.  After all, I did say that the USSR was built to last 1,000 years!

My friends, it is time for me to go.  Hasselhoff's limosuine is getting a bit rancid and I have other television/German pop stars to harass.  Until next time!


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About the Author - El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.


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