Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from inside David Hasselhoff's limo. No, I'm not hanging out with Hasselhoff, that known poster boy of capitalism, I'm simply leaving him a little present to let him know what the Cuban government thinks about his continued exploitation of his fame in the 1980's!
Anyways, today, I have yet another rumor concerning Iron Man 3's role in setting up the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. On Toonzone.net, long a home for Internet scoopers, a user named goldminer, who claims he works for a Indian language dubbing company, stated that Richard Rider would be appearing in the movie. My crack Internet sluthing of IMDB revealed that an actor named Bridger Zadina will be playing "Richie" in the film. Could this Bridger be our teenage Nova?
The answer is, probably not. While Zadina is certainly an accomplished actor, with over 20 appearances in television shows, I sincerely doubt that Marvel would be able to hide such a juicy, juicy scoop in plain sight. And I also do not trust this "goldminer" fellow. His name reeks of corrupt capitalism at its finest. Still, I've been wrong before. After all, I did say that the USSR was built to last 1,000 years!
My friends, it is time for me to go. Hasselhoff's limosuine is getting a bit rancid and I have other television/German pop stars to harass. Until next time!