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New Pacific Rim Image Shows Kaijus Want Love Too

Written by ThanosCopter on Monday, March 18 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

New Pacific Rim Image Shows Kaijus Want Love Too

The new still shows that kaijus enjoy long walks on the beach.


While Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim is expected to be a monster vs. robot punchathon, an image released today hints at a softer side to the kaiju devestating the planet in the film.  The picture shows a kaiju's footprint in the sand, showing that even firebreathing monsters are just looking for a little bit of attention.

"RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR," said one of the monsters in the film.  "Sorry, got something caught in my throat.  What I meant to say was that in addition to long walks on the beach, I also like candlelight dinners and going to concerts. The entire reason I rose up from the deep and destroyed Tokyo was after I learned that the Beastie Boys were no longer going to be touring."

If you'd like to make a love connection with a 200 foot monster, you're a sick fuck that needs psychiatric treatment.  Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, here's the new pictures.



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