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Gandalf to Officiate Captain Picard's Wedding

Gandalf to Officiate Captain Picard's Wedding

Sir Ian McKellen will be the officiant at Sir Patrick Stewart's wedding.

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Source: THR

Gandalf the Grey will be the officiant at Captain Picard's wedding to a jazz singer.  Wait, that doesn't sound right.  Richard the III will be the officiant at Captain Ahab's wedding.  Nope, still not right.  The Great Intelligence is marrying Uriel Septim VII?   Oh, I got it: Magneto is officiating Professor Xavier's wedding!  

That's right, Sir Ian McKellen will be the officiant at Sir Patrick Stewart's wedding to jazz singer Sunny Ozell.   McKellen got his officiant's license, which can be purchased for single uses for $25, from the state of Massachusetts.  

Congratulations to the happy couple!  And to Sunny Ozell, too.  I bet she's excited to be marrying the bad guy in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (the good version). 




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