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Hollywood Shocker: Wolverine Movie to Feature Stabbing

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, March 19 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Hollywood Shocker: Wolverine Movie to Feature Stabbing

A new still from the movie confirms that Wolverine will stab things with his claws.

Source: 20th Century Fox

In a shocking twist, 20th Century Fox revealed that Wolverine, the title character played by Hugh Jackman in the new Wolverine film, will be stabbing things with his claws.  "We toyed with having Wolverine just block attacks and punch things like in the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies," said one unnamed Fox executive.  "But then we realized that Wolverine works much better when there's lots of dead bodies around him."

The new picture shows Wolverine standing over a dead body, with blood on his claws.  It's unknown if the dead body is related to Wolverine, but since it's the movie universe, I'm presuming that it's not.

Here's the stabbing picture, along with two others released by Fox today.



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