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Michael Bay's TMNT Has a Raphael

Written by ThanosCopter on Friday, March 22 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Michael Bay's TMNT Has a Raphael

Deadline is reporting that Alan Ritchson will be cast as Raphael.

Source: Deadline

Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has another actor.  Alan Ritchson has reportedly joined the cast as Raphael.  Ritchson is best known for his upcoming role in Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire where he will play one of District One's Tributes. 

According to Deadline, Ritchson and the other Turtles actors will be using motion capture technology similar to Avatar instead of wearing Turtle suits.  

In related news, a plague of locusts has descended upon Hollywood, thus signaling yet another sign that the Baypocalypse is coming.   


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