Source: Bleeding Cool
Greetings, socialist brothers! El Presidente here, reporting from inside a large, hollow statue at ComicBookResources' Wondercon Tiki Lounge. Why? Because this news will give you wood, comrades!
Bleeding Cool reports that Guillermo Del Toro announced that John Constantine would be the lead character in his upcoming Justice League Dark movie. Constantine will have blond hair and presumably will not be portrayed by Keanu Reeves. No word on whether Constantine will be British or whether he will smoke cigarettes, and though Del Toro insists that a screenwriter is attached to the project, he refused to name him or her, a classic stalling tactic that I've come to expect from capitalist American filmmakers.
To steal a trick from fellow rumormonger Rich Johnston, I would like to point out that we were the first Hollywood rumor website to say that Del Toro's movie would be Justice League Dark, back in November when those posers at LatinoReview were referring to it simply as a supernatural team movie. Now that the movie is universally recognized as a Justice League Dark film, we'll consider that an industry credited trade scoop, comrades, adding another point in the long-running feud between CubanoReview, the world's premiere Latino-themed movie gossip site, and the less trusted and renowned LatinoReview. That's what it's all about, baby.
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