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IDW Announces Black Dynamite Comic, Then Immediately Announces They Will Kill Him Off

Written by Jude Terror on Sunday, March 31 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

IDW Announces Black Dynamite Comic, Then Immediately Announces They Will Kill Him Off

Critics are outraged that the company plans to kill the prominent black hero before his first issue even hits the stands.

Source: Press Release


We've got good news and bad news for fans of the 2009 blaxploitation spoof, Black Dynamite. The good news is that the character is coming to comic books in a new series from IDW in September. The bad news is that, moments after announcing the comic, the company announced plans to kill the character off in a super mega crossover event.

"When we saw how much publicity DC Comics generated two weeks ago when Joshua Hale Fialkov walked off his job as writer of Red Lantern and Green Lantern Corps due to alleged editorial plans to kill prominent black Green Lantern John Stewart, we thought to ourselves, 'we gotta get some of this action," said IDW editor in chief Chris Ryall in a quote that we may have completely made up. "Unlike DC, however, we won't cave to the pressure, and we'll kill this well-known African American character for cheap shock value no matter how racist it may be."

There's no word yet on the creative team behind the project, but IDW is reportedly looking for creators with low moral fiber who will be willing to follow editorial directives to exploit a respected franchise for the promise of short-term monetary gain.

"Is Len Wein done with Before Watchmen yet?" Ryall asked. "See if he's available."

Here's the press release:


He's a powder keg of black fury that's about to explode... into comics!

San Diego, CA (March 31, 2013) - He's the biggest, baddest, meanest, most not to be trifled with dude in the history of the universe and he's coming to comics! Such superlatives could only describe one man. A former CIA agent and expert in all disciplines of international ass kicking and a thirst for the sweet nectar of justice, hero to the downtrodden, sworn enemy of the man... BLACK DYNAMITE!

IDW Publishing is thrilled to announce that the multimedia sensation will be coming to comic shops everywhere this September in a suitably explosive new miniseries!

Details are forthcoming, but readers are to be warned: something badass this way comes!


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