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Will Arnett Joins Ninja Turtles

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, April 03 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Will Arnett Joins Ninja Turtles

He'll be joining the Michael Bay produced farce/production of the not Teenage or Mutant, only Ninja Turtles.

Source: Will Arnett Joining Megan Fox in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' (Exclusive)

The Hollywood Reporter revealed that the Arrested Development allum will be joining Megan Fox and four other poor foolish actors who've signed onto the Michael Bay producted disaster/picture and Jonathan Liebesman directed abomination against all of humanity.

As for who Arnett will be playing the Hollywood Reporter says his role is top secret. However, through deduction it's obvious he's not been cast as Casey Jones or probably be the voice of Splinter. Unfortnately to be the bearer of bad news, this reporter must make you remember the godawful script revealed ages ago where the TMNT character Shredder was reimagined as Colonel Schrader who worked a special division of the US Miltary called, the Foot. Could Arnett be Col. Schrader? This is only speculation at this juncture, but this reporter would laugh himself to death if this theory turned out to be true.


Armagaddeon aka the release date for Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles will doom this Earth on June 16, 2014.


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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