Tonight on CW's Arrow, Seth Gabel's character, The Count, who first appeared earlier this season as a villainous drug dealer, returns. In anticipation of the episode, which airs at 8PM Eastern on The CW, we sent star Outhouse reporter ThanosCopter to speak to The Count for an exclusive interview:
ThanosCopter: Hi Count, thanks for joining us.
The Count: Ah! Greetings! I am The Count!
Copter: Yes. I just said that.
Count: Yes! And now we have said it two times!
Count: One time! Two times! Ah ah ah!
Copter: Let's move on. When we last saw you, back in episode twelve, you were given a pretty big dose of your own medicine. How was the character affected by the injection of such a large ammount of the drug "vertigo?"
Count (pulling out a syringe): First, we must consider how big the dosage was! Let's count the CCs. One CC! Ah ah ah! Two CCs! Ah ah ah! Three CCs! Ah ah ah...
Copter: Are you autistic?
Count: I just love to count!
Copter: What? Who "loves" to count? It's fucking counting.
Count: It's kind of my thing. What else have you got?
Count: Let's count your rotors.
Copter: Stop that! I want to talk about Arrow!
Count: Oh come on. Let's count a little more first.
Count: Just one more thing.
Copter: I said no!
Count: And now you've said it twice! Ah ah ah!
Copter (lunging for the Count as the star vanishes in a swarm of bats): You son of a...!
Sorry about that folks. We seem to have encountered technical difficulties. Tune into Arrow tonight at 8PM, and head over to TVGuide to watch a preview of the episode.
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