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Exclusive Interview with Seth Gabel's The Count, Returning to Arrow Tonight

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, April 03 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Exclusive Interview with Seth Gabel's The Count, Returning to Arrow Tonight

Seth Gabel returns to Arrow as The Count in tonights episode! We sit down with "The Count" for an exclusive interview!

Tonight on CW's Arrow, Seth Gabel's character, The Count, who first appeared earlier this season as a villainous drug dealer, returns. In anticipation of the episode, which airs at 8PM Eastern on The CW, we sent star Outhouse reporter ThanosCopter to speak to The Count for an exclusive interview:

ThanosCopter: Hi Count, thanks for joining us.

The Count: Ah! Greetings! I am The Count!

Copter: Yes. I just said that.

Count: Yes! And now we have said it two times!

Copter: Um...

Count: One time! Two times! Ah ah ah!

Copter: Let's move on. When we last saw you, back in episode twelve, you were given a pretty big dose of your own medicine. How was the character affected by the injection of such a large ammount of the drug "vertigo?"

Count (pulling out a syringe): First, we must consider how big the dosage was! Let's count the CCs. One CC! Ah ah ah! Two CCs! Ah ah ah! Three CCs! Ah ah ah...

Copter: Are you autistic?

Count: I just love to count!

Copter: What? Who "loves" to count? It's fucking counting.

Count: It's kind of my thing. What else have you got?

Copter: What?

Count: Let's count your rotors.

Copter: Stop that! I want to talk about Arrow!

Count: Oh come on. Let's count a little more first.

Copter: No.

Count: Just one more thing.

Copter: I said no!

Count: And now you've said it twice! Ah ah ah!

Copter (lunging for the Count as the star vanishes in a swarm of bats): You son of a...!

Sorry about that folks. We seem to have encountered technical difficulties. Tune into Arrow tonight at 8PM, and head over to TVGuide to watch a preview of the episode.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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