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Thank The Baby Jesus, No January Jones In X-Men: Days Of Future Past

Thank The Baby Jesus, No January Jones In X-Men: Days Of Future Past

No White Queen or weird red devil guy in the time displaced sequel to X-Men: First Class



Source: January Jones Confirms No Emma Frost In X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

In a rare moment of uniformity and class, fans of Fox's X-Men: First Class cheered as they received the news that January Jones would not, I repeat – would not – be reprising her role as Emma Frost in X-Men: Days Of Future Past. January Jones, a nice piece of eye candy, was widely regarded as “the worst part of the movie” by, well, everyone. The outpouring of support for her departure came as quite a shock to industry insiders who had been relying on the belief that comic book fans prefer watching any half-naked female over a half-naked female with actual talent as long as she was attractive.

“What is this?” asked one studio exec who doesn’t exist, “Did all the trolls leave their basements and actually talk to a real life woman? Since when do fanboys care if a hot woman can act?”

For my part, I am proud of the internet comic book community. Recently, we have moved past reliance on tits and ass to keep us engaged in a bad comic book. There is even some sort of online campaign going on right now to get Supergirl some clothes. This shows immense growth on all our parts….oh, sorry I have to go now; I just received an email stating that the Daily Kate Upton picture is up.

Later
 





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