When Peter Parker was killed and replaced by the evil Doctor Octopus in Peter's body, fans were outraged, especially during the mildly rapey first couple of months. However, as the controversy has died down, most fans have come to realize that this UNIVERSE SHATTERING STATUS QUO CHANGE!!! will be temporary, and that Peter Parker is bound to return soon enough. Before that happens, however, Marvel wants to make sure they get their money's worth.
That's why they've just announced Superior Spider-Man Team-Up by Chris Yost and David Lopez. The comic will feature Doctor Spiderpuss teaming up with some unexpected characters and showing off how mean and not Spider-manny he is. The book will also highlight how incredibly stupid every other character in the Marvel Universe is, since none have them seem to be able to figure out that this is not the same guy some of them have known since the goddamn 1960s.
So come on, bro. Marvel just needs a little extra cash, and they're willing to produce completely unnecessary books that no one was asking for, like Superior Carnage and this one, to get it, which shows how desperate they are. These must be dark times for Marvel. Please help them out.
On the bright side, Chris Yost is not Dan Slott, which means you can write a negative review of this book if you so choose without fear of being repeatedly called an idiot on the interwebs. Also, you might not want to, since the book will probably be pretty good, based on Yost's track record.
Here's the press release:
SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN TEAM-UP – With The Entire Marvel Universe!
New York, NY—April 5th , 2013— This July, fan favorite writer Chris Yost pairs up with red-hot artist David Lopez to bring fans Superior Spider-Man Team-Up #1! This all-new ongoing, launching during Superior Spider-Month, gives fans a whole new look into the world of Superior Spider-Man, great for lapsed and new readers alike!
There’s only one thing that’s on the mind of the Superior Spider-Man when he encounters the heroes of the Marvel Universe…how can he beat them?! First on his list? The Avengers!
“Superior Spider-Man Team Up #1 takes fans across the entire Marvel Universe and pits Superior Spider-Man against heroes and foes you wouldn’t necessarily think he’d rub shoulders with,” explains Stephen Wacker, Senior Editor, Marvel Entertainment. “More and more people in the Marvel Universe are starting to sense a change in Spider-Man, and being able to see Chris put Spidey in those situations is going to have my inbox full of team-up requests! (So stay strong Songbird fans!”)
This July, Superior Spider-Month turns it up a notch as Yost and Lopez let loose in Superior Spider-Man Team-Up #1!
SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN TEAM-UP #1
Written by CHRIS YOST
Art by DAVID LOPEZ
Cover by PAOLO RIVERA
ON SALE JULY 2013!