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Marvel Intern Releases Desperate Plea for Help in New Teaser

Written by ThanosCopter on Thursday, April 11 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Intern Releases Desperate Plea for Help in New Teaser

The Marvel intern is being starved during a grueling unpaid internship.

Source: Marvel

Marvel has released another teaser for a post Age of Ultron series.  However, in a shocking twist several coded messages appear in the teaser, leading the Outhouse to believe that Marvel may be starving one of its unpaid junior marketing interns. 

The teaser repeats the word "hunger" over and over again in purple font.  This particular shade of purple happens to be "Galactus purple", the favorite color of marketing intern Vlad Kozinkerkov. 

We reached out to Vlad, who appeared to have lost a noticeable amount of weight.  "No, Marvel feeds me plenty!" he said weakly.  "They tell Vlad 'Go and lose noticeable amount of weight for fashion show,' so that is what I do."  He then whispered in Russian "Стивен Фарвест"съест все мои продовольствия. Мой желудок был пуст в течение нескольких недель. Позвоните в КГБ и отправить вам помочь."

Since we don't speak Russian, we can only presume that Marvel's just trying to get him into model shape.  Anyways, here's the teaser in all of its glory:



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