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Awful Jamie Foxx Electro Pics Provide Too Many Options for Outhouse Article

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, April 16 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Awful Jamie Foxx Electro Pics Provide Too Many Options for Outhouse Article

Outhouse writers are unable to decide which direction to take when making fun of the latest set pics of a Jamie Foxx as a sickly blue Elctro in Amazing Spider-Man 2.


Source: The Daily Mail

The first pics of Jamie Foxx (who is now somehow a serious actor BTW) as villain Electro in Amazing Spider-Man 2 hit the web yesterday, and man, are they awful. For some reason, Fox is painted blue with veins all over his face and black, snakelike eyes. The pics caused an uproar in The Outhouse Newsroom as the site's bloggers raced to come up with ridiculous headlines for the pictures.

"Jamie Foxx Turns Into Fish, Still Playing Electro in Spider-Man 2," suggested Webmaster Jude Terror.

"Jamie Foxx Not Hot Enough to Play Electro," countered Senior Media Correspondent Royal Nonesuch, who explained that the headline was a satirical take on the sexist comments ignorant fanboys usually make whenever a female character is cast in a geek movie. "It's a satirical take on the sexist comments ignorant fanboys usually make whenever a female character is cast in a geek movie."

"Jamie Foxx Holds Breath Until He Turns Blue Waiting to Play Villain That Doesn't Suck," said Lead Video Game Reporter Xaraan, who was so inspired by the pictures awfulness that he came up with two headlines. "Actor Showed Up to Shoot Avatar 2 Only to Find Out He Was Shooting Spider-Man 2!"

"Jamie Foxx Locked in Freezer Overnight!" shouted star reporter ThanosCopter, who everyone had thought was sleeping off a crystal meth binge in the corner. He promptly passed out again in a puddle of his own vomit.

"Next Twilight Movie Takes on Darker Tone," offered legitimate cartoon news source Zechs before GHERU chimed in with "Twist Ending to M. Night Shyamalan's Smurfs Reboot Revealed!"

"Scoop! Margaret Thatcher's Corpse to Play Voldemort in Harry Potter Porn Parody!" was the cigar chomping ex-dictator El Presidente's contribution.

"First Jamie Foxx Electro Pics Hit the Web?" squeaked the straight-laced Sdsichero before being booed out of the newsroom.

"COSTUME SUCK!" added Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E., in perhaps the most apropos possible headline.

In the end, we simply couldn't decide which direction to go in, so we decided to leave it up to you, dear readers. What do you think the headline for our Jamie Foxx Spider-Man 2 Electro pics article should be?







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About the Author - Jude Terror


Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.

 


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