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Frankenvestigation: Marvel’s Money Woes

Frankenvestigation: Marvel’s Money Woes

Outhouse ace reporter, Frank, investigates rumored money troubles at the House Of Ideas

Source: Official Email Frank No Steal!

NEW YORK – Frank in New York investigating clues Frank read in email to Outhouse. It no matter how Frank obtain email password from fat webmaster, Jude Terror, all that matter is that Frank did, and what Frank read shocked Frank:

To whoever it may concern,

The 11 years old premium domain RedSkull.com is up for sale at $2500 only. Since you own similar domains, we thought that you might be interested in acquiring this one as well. We are sending this email to several parties, and the first one to reply back will get the deal. If you are interested, please reply back soon.


Readers know what this mean? Frank do! It mean that purchase of Marvel by Disney big scam! Marvel no have any money let alone over $4 billion dollars! Frank know this mean Marvel have sell off character domain names to make ends meet.

Frank in New York to prove Frank right.

First Frank try and go to Marvel offices, but building no there. Sign say that Dr. Doom stole building for revenge against Reed Richards. Richards jerk who bad husband and father, but Frank no get how that Doom’s business and that tells Frank that sign lies! It telling lies so we no know that Marvel have to sell building and they no have offices anymore. Frank then find Marvel CEO, Joe Quesada playing chess in park and drinking from paper bag at 11am, and Frank knew Frank found proof!

Frank: Joe Quesadilla, Frank see you! Why you no at building?

JoeQ: Um…Magneto stole it?

Frank: LIES! Sign say Doom steal!

JoeQ: *hic* here, Frank, have a drink, It’ll do you good

Frank: Ok, Frank have one

[4 hours later]

Frank: No, Quesadilla, Frank love you more!

[the next day]

Frank: Joe, you see Frank’s head?

Frank no good at interviews.

Frank keep you posted as story develops. 


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About the Author - Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.


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