Source: DC Source Blog
The Outhouse Newsroom was overcome with an extreme case of nausea and terror this morning as DC Comics "teased" a new costume design for a character called "The Joker's Daughter."
"My eyes!!!!!" screamed Outhouse writer Xaraan as he flung bleach into his face to rid himself of the awful image. "Why can't I bleach my brain clean from this image?" He hastily began to draw a line around his bald head to try to perform a crainoectomy to burn the image out his brain.
Meanwhile, Outhouse writers El Presidente and Royal Nonesuch wrestled with Frankenstein as the former DC monster attempted to kill himself upon seeing the image. "Frank have no hope left in world," the monster sobbed. "Frank want to set self on fire."
Outhouse webmaster Jude Terror began to puke violently upon seeing the image. "Does this mean The Joker had sex?" said Jude Terror in between gags.
"That's usually a requirement of having a daughter," explained GHERU, a know-it-all.
"I can't imagine any situation where that wouldn't be rapey," Terror responded.
"I would do her," said ThanosCopter, who has absolutely no standards. "I'd even let her put things in my tailpipe...if you know what I mean."
"I think we should wait and see how the story turns out," said Outhouse editor in chief Christian Hoffer, who is reponsible for being the one Outhouse staffer not despised by industry professionals. He was promptly booed out of the room.
Check out the image below for yourself...but make sure you have a wastebasket nearby.
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