Saturday, April 21, 2018 • Midnight Edition • "Tom Brennan's worst nightmare."

DC Shocker: Bronze Tiger Now Actual Tiger

Written by ThanosCopter on Friday, May 03 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
DC Shocker: Bronze Tiger Now Actual Tiger

The African-American superhero is now a cat.

Source: DC Source Blog

DC released yet another installment of Screw You Guys, We Have Our Own Blog What's New in the New 52, this time showing off the new redesign for Bronze Tiger, a longtime member of the Suicide Squad and world class martial artist superhero.  Of course, since it's DC, they managed a way to fuck things up again, this time by turning the African-American superhero into an actual anthropomorphized tiger.

I can only imagine the conversation that went on here. 

Bob Harras: Boss, we need to find a way to make Bronze Tiger more EXTREME!!!  Right now, he's just a kickass black guy, and God knows that doesn't sell comics.

Dan Didio: So are we going to kill him off and replace him with a badass white guy?

Bob Harras: Do you remember nothing from the John Stewart scandal?  The Internet will be pissed if we kill off yet another minority character?

Dan Didio: You're right, we need to come up with a way to sate the Internet on this.  What's the one thing the Internet loves more than bringing up our continued incompetency and gender and race politics?

Bob Harras: ... Pouches?

Dan Didio: No, you fool.  Cats!  The internet loves cats!

Bob Harras: I'll get our design team on it immediately.  [Takes off shoe and puts it to his ear.] Guys, I need a mockup of a cat with sword and leg armor stat!

Dan Didio: You didn't actually call anyone, Bob. That's just your shoe. 

Since James Tynion IV is going to be writing Bronze Tiger in Red Hood and the Outlaws, I remain hopeful that they just gave the kickass black guy tiger powers instead of doing away with yet another minority character.  But then again, this is DC we're talking about, so they probably just didn't care. 


Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - ThanosCopter

ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.


More articles from ThanosCopter
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!