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Disney Contracts EA to Ruin Star Wars Video Games

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 06 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Disney Contracts EA to Ruin Star Wars Video Games

The video game company hopes to do to Star Wars video games what the prequels did to Star Wars movies.

Source: Press Release

An EA press release announced today that Electionic Arts, universally considered to be the worst video game company in existence, has been contracted to produce several years worth of video games based on the Star Wars franchise. The move is bewildering to Star Wars fans and video gamers, who generally despise EA for it's despicable DRM practices, greedy use of microtransactions, and continuous release of the exact same sports games every single year with no notable enhancements other than a new roster. However, Disney executives claim there is a method to their madness.

"LucasArts put a lot of effort into making the best Star Wars games possible," said a top Disney executive. "And look how that worked out for them. So we decide to go in the opposite direction, and decided to purposely try to make bad games."

"It's a realistic goal," the executive concluded.

Earlier this year, and we swear we're not making this up, it was announced that EA had won the award for worst company of 2012, it's second consecutive win. The contest includes all companies, not just video game companies. To put things in terms Star Wars fans can understand, EA is the Jar Jar Binks of video game companies.

"Deesa project weel be a beegah failure dan the construcshon of dee death staa! Mui bombad!" commented a representative from EA. The company went on to say that, when it comes to making video games, they like to shoot first, "like Greedo."

EA hopes that Star Wars fans, used to being bilked for every cent they have, will be receptive to the company's restrictive DRM and excessive microtransactions. We reached out to EA for further comment, but no one was available at the company. However, The Outhouse was able to obtain  exclusive video footage from EA's corporate headquarters at Pismo Beach from immediately after the deal was announced:

Here's the press release:

The Walt Disney Company and EA Announce Multi-Year Star Wars Games Agreement

Deal will bring new Star Wars games to fans across the most popular gaming genres and platforms.

BURBANK & REDWOOD CITY, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--The Walt Disney Company (NYSE: DIS) and Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: EA) today announced a new multi-year exclusive licensing agreement to develop and publish globally new games based on Star Wars characters and storylines.

Under the agreement, EA will develop and publish new Star Wars titles for a core gaming audience, spanning all interactive platforms and the most popular game genres, while Disney will retain certain rights to develop new titles within the mobile, social, tablet and online game categories.

“This agreement demonstrates our commitment to creating quality game experiences that drive the popularity of the Star Wars franchise for years to come,” said John Pleasants, Co-President of Disney Interactive. “Collaborating with one of the world’s premier game developers will allow us to bring an amazing portfolio of new Star Wars titles to our fans around the world.”

“Every developer dreams of creating games for the Star Wars universe,” said EA Labels President Frank Gibeau. “Three of our top studios will fulfill that dream, crafting epic adventures for Star Wars fans. DICE and Visceral will produce new games, joining the BioWare team which continues to develop for the Star Wars franchise. The new experiences we create may borrow from films, but the games will be entirely original with all new stories and gameplay.”

Financial terms of the agreement were not disclosed.

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