Thursday, May 24, 2018 • Morning Edition • "Trash eaters."

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix S. Preston Esq. Gets September Release Date

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, May 08 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix S. Preston Esq. Gets September Release Date

Finally, Kingdom Hearts on your PS3! September 10th!

Source: Playstation Blog

Square Enix announced yesterday that Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix will be released for Playstation 3 on September 10 in the US. and September 13 in Europe (suck it, Europe!). You can preorder the game here to get a free, limited edition art book. Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix contains remastered, HD versions of Kingdom Hearts Final Mix and Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories, as well as HD "cinematics" from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days. If you order today, in addition to the art book, you'll get a free graphing calculator so you can figure out what the fuck the titles of the games mean.

The American version is going for $39.95 on Amazon. We're pretty sure this is the first time Kingdom Hearts will be on a current generation console (and no, Wiis don't count), but it's hard to tell because they release these things like crazy for Game Boys and PS Vitas and whatever the hell else kids and Japanese men are playing these days.

In any case, this is pretty awesome. Kingdom Hearts, for those of you who are not awesome, is a game franchise that combines Square Enix's Final Fantasy game universe with Disney's animated universe. It's like the video game equivalent of a comic book super-mega-crossover event, except it's actually worth buying.


Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

More articles from Jude Terror
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!