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Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, May 28 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

The Outhouse admonishes the artist for probably causing a three week delay on Batman/Superman #1.



The Outhouse was shocked and appalled to learn this morning that the highly anticipated Batman/Superman #1 from the greative team of Pak and Lee has been pushed back from June 5th, when it was originally solicited, to June 26th, according to DC's website. Delays of this sort are unacceptable for big boy companies like DC, and The Outhouse really thinks it's high time that artists are held responsible for being unable to keep up with deadlines.

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Jim Lee. Just because Lee is the co-publisher of DC Comics and a nineties superstar doesn't give him the right to treat his responsibilities with such disregard. Comics are serious business, and… wait, what's that? Not Jim Lee? Sorry...

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Stan Lee. Just because Lee is the grandfather of the Marvel Universe and makes cameo appearances in movies doesn't give him the right to treat his responsibilities with such disregard. Comics are serious business, and… wait, what? Not Stan either? Goddammit...

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Bruce Lee. Just because Lee is an accomplished martial artist and dead doesn't give him the right to treat his responsibilities with such disregard. Comics are serious… ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Cliff Lee. Just because Lee is busy being a Cy Young pitcher and anchoring the Phillies' rotation doesn't give him the right to....oh for fuck's sake!

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Sir Christopher Lee. Just because Lee is a knight and was the one saving grace of the Star Wars prequels doesn't give him the right to treat his responsibilities with such… OH COME ON!

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Robert E. Lee. Just because Lee is trying to keep the institution of slavery alive while fighting a war against an industrial nation led by a vampire hunting president doesn't mean he can shirk his... no?!

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Lee Meriweather. Just because Lee was the third greatest Catwoman of all time and is still going strong today with spots on beloved cult shows like Don't Trust the B____ in Apartment 23 doesn't mean she can shirk her… really? I really thought we had it this time...

It's with that in mind that we would like to publicly admonish Geddy Lee. Just because Lee sings like a girl and his drummer has a 367 piece drum kit doesn't give him the right to treat his responsibilities with such casual... again?!

You know what? Fuck it. It's Lee Harvey Oswald's fault, and we don't want anyone telling us otherwise. Na na na na na na na we can't hear you! If you've got a better idea, leave it in the comments! Batman/Superman #1 will be in stores June 26th, provided that lazy bastard Oswald can get his fucking act together already.






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About the Author - Jude Terror


Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.

 


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