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Frank Tell Friends Of Frank Who (Might) Be Next Doctor

Frank Tell Friends Of Frank Who (Might) Be Next Doctor

No, it not nietoperz. It should be, Doctor need good beard!

Source: TV News: BBC To Announce New DOCTOR WHO Already?! [Updated] With 3 Candidates...

Website, (wasn’t he president of galaxy in Hitchhiker’s Guide?), tell Frank that BBC soon announce new Doctor! Starbursts also say they know who play Doctor on TV; Domhnall Gleeson, Daniel Kaluuya, or Dominic Cooper!

No, Frank no know who they are either, but Frank know secret place to find out;!

Gleeson played Weasley in Harry Potter movies, so maybe Doctor finally be ginger he always want to be! Kaluuya is black and is probably making whole lot of live-humans type phrase “I no racist, but…” Cooper is big time Hollywood actor who Frank always think of as guy from Alias. Oh, wait, Frank no right, Dominic Cooper (he have pretty smile) play Howard Stark in Captain America movie so Frank know he can be snooty and obnoxious.

Frank think BBC should go other direction, make Doctor resurrect instead of regenerate! That add new twist and open door to better stories! If BBC looking for handsome monster to play new, resurrected, Doctor, Frank help! Frank want co-star with Jenna Louise Coleman!

That all we know now, but Frank read it on internet, so it true!


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