Fanboys and angry bloggers all over the internet were annoyed this morning after watching the latest trailer for The Wolverine (known in Japan as Very Deeply Flawed Badger Man), which, like the previous trailers, continues to make the movie look pretty awesome. The purpose of the internet, of course, is to complain about stuff, and releasing decent looking trailers is really kind of an insult. Is Hugh Jackman, a known foreigner, trying to take away my livelihood as a snarky internet reporter? There's only so many times I can reference Wolverine's Mary Sue-ism and overexposure as a character before the whole thing starts to seem passé. We need someone to leak a version of the movie with unfinished special effects or something so we can get to trashing it properly.
In the meantime, check out the trailer here:
The Wolverine hits theaters on July 26th, and it had better be really awful, dammit!
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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work. Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.
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