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New Wolverine Trailer Continues to Disappoint

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, June 12 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

New Wolverine Trailer Continues to Disappoint

Fans and bloggers are getting really sick of these trailers making the The Wolverine look so good.

Source: Youtube

Fanboys and angry bloggers all over the internet were annoyed this morning after watching the latest trailer for The Wolverine (known in Japan as Very Deeply Flawed Badger Man), which, like the previous trailers, continues to make the movie look pretty awesome. The purpose of the internet, of course, is to complain about stuff, and releasing decent looking trailers is really kind of an insult. Is Hugh Jackman, a known foreigner, trying to take away my livelihood as a snarky internet reporter? There's only so many times I can reference Wolverine's Mary Sue-ism and overexposure as a character before the whole thing starts to seem passé. We need someone to leak a version of the movie with unfinished special effects or something so we can get to trashing it properly.

In the meantime, check out the trailer here:

The Wolverine hits theaters on July 26th, and it had better be really awful, dammit!


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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