When The Outhouse's top snark writers gathered together to create a list of the top twenty shocking endings to Age of Ultron, the last thing we expected was for any of the ridiculous predictions to actually be true. However, with the release of the latest teaser image promoting the universe-shattering conclusion to the super-mega-crossover event, it seems that one of those predictions is looking more likely:
#6 - Various time-displaced Wolverines from all the time travel shenanigans that occurred in the series begin popping into existence, leading directly into Marvel's next big event, Crisis of Infinite Wolverines, written by a swooning and pining Jason Aaron. Sales on that series are so high it becomes the new Marvel status quo indefinitely.
Absurd, isn't it? Well, maybe not so much, if you view the teaser below:
Obviously, this teaser raises a number of important questions:
Will the Marvel Universe really become All Wolverine, All the Time after Age of Ultron?! With the number of teams Wolverine appears on, combined with multiple solo books and guest appearances in other titles, will anyone even notice?! With Wolverine being widely regarded as the moral compass of the Marvel Universe, if two Wolverines disagree, how will we know which is right?! Are they both right?! Is it possibly for Wolverine to be wrong?! Will Marvel need to hire an intern whose sole job is to dump ice cubes down the pants of Jason Aaron to keep him from overheating while writing this book?!
Stay tuned to The Outhouse and we'll keep you up to date, and don't forget to read our full list of the top twenty predictions for the ending of AoU. Age of Ultron #10 hits stores in two days, and the Marvel Universe will NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!111