It's the year 2014, and, while we have not yet fulfilled the promise of flying cars or robot maids, the generation of human beings alive today has access to amazing technologies, almost all of which can be used in some way to send each other pictures of our dicks. It's in that spirit that popular comics website Comic Book Resources has opened up an account on the photo and video sharing service, Instagram. CBR hopes to use the service to interact with fans, particularly by getting those fans to send CBR pictures of dicks.
"I'm thinking, it would really be great if hundreds or even thousands of readers took pictures of their dicks and tagged them @ComicBookResources on Instagram," said CBR founder and lover of dick pics, Calvin B. Resources III. "I mean, if every time I checked on the CBR Instagram account, I was flooded with a torrent of pictures of CBR readers' dicks, it would really make my day, and the days of everyone else here in the CBR offices."
But what about readers without Instagram accounts? CBR has let The Outhouse know that, while they prefer pictures of dicks on Instagram, it would be perfectly acceptable to send them on either Facebook or Twitter, saying that they're "not really going to turn down any dicks, regardless of where they come from."
"We do want to promote our new social media outlet," said Resources, "but, first and foremost, we're concerned with dicks."
"Obviously," he continued, "it would be optimal if the pictures of dicks came over Instagram. But we're not going to refuse pictures of dicks because they came from a less preferred social media source, you know? That would be crazy."
CBR asked us to provide readers with CBR's mailing address, in case they do not have the ability to transmit pictures of their dicks over the internet and are interested in sending physical copies. They caution that dick pics sent via snail mail will not be returned, and will become the property of CBR. People without dicks, such as girls, eunuchs, or DC Comics editors, are advised to creatively use a household item (a banana for instance) and pretend its a proxy dick when taking photos in order to participate.
"We don't want anyone to feel left out," Resources assured The Outhouse.