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Time Travel, Energy Crises, and Bestiality: A Pixar Unification Theory

Written by Jude Terror on Sunday, July 14 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Time Travel, Energy Crises, and Bestiality: A Pixar Unification Theory

Looking for something to read on a lazy Sunday? Check out this bizarre but intriguing theory of a Pixar Universe.

Source: Jon Negroni Blog

We were browsing through Facebook this morning, trying to avoid all the racially charged Zimmerman Trial posts (a futile effort), when we came across this blog post by Jon Negroni which attempts to tie all of the Pixar movies together into one continuity. The theory starts with the creation of humans with animal intelligence in Brave and goes all the way to a future Earth populated by the monsters from Monsters Inc. (who are suggested to be the result of interbreeding between the humans and animals) and artificially intelligent machines which may or may not have evolved from the toys in Toy Story, both of which need to harvest magical life energy of humans through time travel, since they've become extinct.

Well, we can't really do it it justice here. There was a lot of thought put into this and it's pretty thorough, if a bit out there. Check it out for yourself!

Personally, we like the theory. With DC rebooting their universe in 2011 and Marvel just not really caring about continuity when it gets in the way of a blockbuster super-mega-crossover event, comic fanboys need a new rigid continuity to obsess over and argue about. Why not Pixar?

Please post your new hard line, practically psychopathic beliefs about Pixar continuity in the comments section below, comics fans!


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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