Tuesday, December 11, 2018 • Morning Edition • "The Outhouse Universe will never be the same!"

Rogue to Drown in Hobo @#$% in Uncanny Avengers #14

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, August 02 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Rogue to Drown in Hobo @#$% in Uncanny Avengers #14

The cover indicates that Rick Remender is not through using Rogue as a proxy for readers who dared complain about his metaphors.

Source: CBR

When readers complained that mutant leader Havok's comments in Uncanny Avengers #5, which urged mutants to stop identifying as mutants, preached assimilation, series writer Rick Remender was quick to tell those readers to drown in hobo piss. This proved unsatisfying for Remender though, because, a few months later, in Uncanny Avengers #9, Remender put the words and spirit of his online detractors into the mouth of team member Rogue and then had the Scarlet Witch spend several pages berating Rogue (the readers) about how Havok (Remender) was right. Unfortunately, Remender's knack for sticking his foot in his mouth reared its ugly head once again when Remender mistakenly referred to the Witch's Romani heritage as a "religion," prompting more fan outrage.

Well, it looks like Remender is going to take another swing at the conflict in Uncanny Avengers #14, as the cover shows a menacing Rogue, brandishing Wolverine's bone claws of liberal wrongness, as a heroic Scarlet Witch wields the chaos magic of righteous vindication. In the article on Marvel puppet site ComicBookResources, new series artist Steve McNiven promises that the issue will feature a lot of brutality, and he's not just referring to Remender's massacre of the concept of allegory.

So how will Remender offend entire swaths of readers this time? What clumsy, ham-fisted metaphors will he use to deliver embarrassingly juvenile commentary on serious, real world issues? Will Captain America come out as a George Zimmerman supporter? Will the Apocalypse Twins get married in an offensive comparison of gay marriage and incest? Will Remender take his metaphor to the extreme and have Wanda literally drown Rogue in a pool of hobo piss? We'll have to find out in Uncanny Avengers #14.


Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

Comment without an Outhouse Account using Facebook

We get it. You don't feel like signing up for an Outhouse account, even though it's FREE and EASY! That's okay. You can comment with your Facebook account below and we'll take care of adding it to the stream above. But you really should consider getting a full Outhouse account, which will allow you to quote posts, choose an avatar and sig, and comment on our forums too. If that sounds good to you, sign up for an Outhouse account by clicking here.

Note: while you are welcome to speak your mind freely on any topic, we do ask that you keep discussion civil between each other. Nasty personal attacks against other commenters is strongly discouraged. Thanks!
Help spread the word, loyal readers! Share this story on social media:

About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

More articles from Jude Terror
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!