¡Hola, comrades! Juan Cena here with another edition of Cubano Review! El Presidente is away attending the Dictatorship Now! summit with his fellow revolutionaries where they are busily planning...Uh, to be honest? He's at BronyCon. Let's not talk about it, okay? La Revolución está muerta.
But there is happer news, comrades! The newest trailer for comrade Richard Rodriguez’s new masterpiece Machete Kills is now out! It shows more footage of the film, with Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez ordered by the President of the United States to take out Mel Gibson and his army of supersoldiers, which is comprised of Sofia Vegara, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Lady Gaga.
The POTUS, by the way, is played by newcomer Carlos Estevez, who looks like Charlie Sheen. This still confuses Juan Cena, who must really have El Presidente explain how this can be once he gets back from getting the autograph of Apple Bloom’s voice actor.
Machete Kills is set for an October 11 release.