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Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

Written by ThanosCopter on Friday, August 23 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

The new Batmobile will have very little space in the back.


Source: ThanosCopter Newswire

Following on the heels of Ben Affleck's casting as Batman, WB has announced that Volkswagon will be producing a new model of Batmobile for the upcoming Superman/Batman movie.  According to reports, the new Batmobile will be perfect for a fashionable male like Affleck, but that the back seat of the car will be "very uncomfortable".  

In related news, Matt Damon released the following statement regarding his friend's casting.

I am very proud of Ben and am sure he'll be great as Bruce Wayne.  But I swear to fucking God, if I hear one more fucking joke about me playing Robin, I will go Jason Bourne on your ass and beat you to death with a towel.

There will be plenty more of this in the coming months.  Thank you, WB.  Christmas has come early for us.  





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