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Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

Volkswagon Introduced as Maker of New Batmobile

The new Batmobile will have very little space in the back.



Source: ThanosCopter Newswire

Following on the heels of Ben Affleck's casting as Batman, WB has announced that Volkswagon will be producing a new model of Batmobile for the upcoming Superman/Batman movie.  According to reports, the new Batmobile will be perfect for a fashionable male like Affleck, but that the back seat of the car will be "very uncomfortable".  

In related news, Matt Damon released the following statement regarding his friend's casting.

I am very proud of Ben and am sure he'll be great as Bruce Wayne.  But I swear to fucking God, if I hear one more fucking joke about me playing Robin, I will go Jason Bourne on your ass and beat you to death with a towel.

There will be plenty more of this in the coming months.  Thank you, WB.  Christmas has come early for us.  






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