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Gail Simone: Real Life Superhero?

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, August 27 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Gail Simone: Real Life Superhero?

Armed with only a fist, a keyring, and a karate expert sidekick, the DC Comics writer stopped an assault and saved the day.

Source: Gail Simone's Tumblr

Gail Simone posted a personal experience on her Tumblr this morning about stopping a domestic violence assault while visiting her son at college. While waiting outside in her car at night, Simone heard a woman being beaten by her boyfriend, got out of her car, and intervened.

This morning, because I didn't feel like washing a frying pan, I had a cupcake for breakfast. Compare and contrast.

We have nothing to write about this morning, so head over there and read that. Of course, contrary to our headline, Gail's blog post actually implies that helping their fellow human beings is something normal people should just do, which is surprisingly optimistic considering how much time she spends on the hive of scum and villainy known as the internet, but then, that's probably what Batgirl would say too. Your move, Simone.


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