Written by Jude Terror
on Wednesday, September 11 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
We had trouble coming up with a good angle for this story. We felt the joke could really use more BITE.
Source: The Wrap
Children around the world were excited to learn yesterday that the highly anticipated Jurassic Park 4, now titled Jurassic World, finally has a release date. After having an article on The Wrap read to them by their parents, the five year olds reportedly clapped their hands, jumped up and down, and pestered their parents into promising to take them to theaters to see the film when it is released almost two years from now, on June 12, 2015.
"I like dinosaurs," said Cayden Tyler, a five year old who is, like, really really psyched to see this movie.
"I like dinosaurs," he added.
Colin Trevorrow will direct the film, which is being produced by Stephen Spielberg.
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