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Five Year Olds Excited for Jurassic World, In Theaters Summer 2015

Five Year Olds Excited for Jurassic World, In Theaters Summer 2015

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Source: The Wrap

Children around the world were excited to learn yesterday that the highly anticipated Jurassic Park 4, now titled Jurassic World, finally has a release date. After having an article on The Wrap read to them by their parents, the five year olds reportedly clapped their hands, jumped up and down, and pestered their parents into promising to take them to theaters to see the film when it is released almost two years from now, on June 12, 2015.

"I like dinosaurs," said Cayden Tyler, a five year old who is, like, really really psyched to see this movie.

"I like dinosaurs," he added.

Colin Trevorrow will direct the film, which is being produced by Stephen Spielberg.





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