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Brian Bendis to Go on Trial for Crimes Against Marvel

Written by ThanosCopter on Wednesday, September 25 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Brian Bendis to Go on Trial for Crimes Against Marvel

If that's not a provocative title, I don't know what is.

Source: Marvel

Brian Bendis and Stuart Immonen are going on trial for their crimes against the Marvel Universe.  Nah, we're just yanking your chain.  Why would anyone consider the Great One's defining runs on the Avengers and X-Men a crime against anything? 

However, Marvel did reveal a new one-word teaser, which hints at an upcoming X-Men storyline.  My bet is that Scott Summers, noble martyr whose reputation has been sullied by Wolverinephiles, will finally have his name cleared in a public court case.  Bendis has been singlehandedly cleaning Cyclops of a decade's worth of terrible stories over the past year, and the next logical step is to finally get those pesky cries of  "murder" out of the way. 

For those in the comments, just remember, if you reference Avengers vs. X-Men: Consequences, you've already lost. 

Here's the teaser, we'll find out exactly what it means at NYCC.


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