In the real life is stranger than internet parody department, we were just alerted to this story by a friend, who directed us to video evidence that this is a real thing and not an absurd story we made up to make a point. Hulk Hogan has inexplicably decided to create a webhosting company, called Hostamania, and to promote it, The Hulkster's made a video parodying Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball, showing himself swinging on a wrecking ball in a thong while a knockoff of his Real American theme music plays, which may be his TNA theme song, may be his WCW theme song, or may be a song off that incredible album he put out in the nineties. Someone will point it out in the comments.
Here's what the Orange Goblin had to say in a message on Hostamania.com:
HOSTAMANIA WILL BE RUNNIN' WILD SOON
I beat the Iron Sheik and Andre the Giant in the ring, and now I'm taking my quest for glory to the internet. Setting up a website has never been easy, and low quality hosting companies think they can run wild and overcharge you.
Those days are over - I'm stepping in to the web hosting ring, and I'm getting ready to leg drop the competition.
I'm busy hulking up, getting ready - trading in the pythons for web servers. Sign up, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and I'll let you know once Hostamania is ready to run wild!
There's a counter on the website that claims the service will debut in about 24 days. Here's the video:
Oh, and here's the description of the video from YouTube:
Hulk Hogan brought the foam finger to prominence and since Miley took that over from him, now he wants to take the wrecking ball as a symbol of his awesomeness. Of course, he dons a thong instead of his trademark stretchy pants.