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Rossio In, Chu Out of Masters of the Universe

Written by Zechs on Tuesday, October 08 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Rossio In, Chu Out of Masters of the Universe

The savior of "G.I. Joe", has left the project. In even worse news, it's now gained another writer whose credits include this summer's great disaster, "The Lone Ranger."

Source: 'Lone Ranger' Co-Writer Tapped to Write 'Masters of the Universe' (Exclusive)

This bit of news today feels like an  actual Frogurt situation. The in-developmental hell Masters of the Universe movie has a new writer, Terry Rossio (as revealed per The Hollywood Reporter). He joins a long list of other writers trying to bring life to a movie that now has no director. Jon Chu, who was once attached to direct the project has now dropped out, no doubt to direct G.I. Joe 3

It's obvious to this reporter Chu probably came to the realization that there would be no way he could ever top the original live-action Masters of the Universe (1989). So he dropped out. It's a realization many whom been attached to this project have come too.  How can you truly top cinema-pefection such as this:





The answer is simple, you just can't.


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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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