Written by Jude Terror
on Wednesday, October 09 2013 and posted in News with Benefits
Want to complain about a movie that was never even made? This is your chance!
Back in 2007, Warner Bros. was working on a Justice League movie script with director George Miller that never ended up getting made (because they're Warner Bros.). The film would have spun out of Batman Begins and Superman Returns, though it would have starred Armie Hammer as Batman instead of Christian Bale, reportedly, and DJ Cotrona as Superman. A number of other actors and actresses were rumored for the roles of the other members, including Common, Adam Brody, Megan Gale, Anton Yelchin, Santiago Cabrera, and Hugh Keays-Byrne, all names which we swear are real actors that we are not making up. The script, written by Kieran and Michele Mulroney, is about Batman developing a spy satellite to watch Earth's super-powered heroes, because Batman is a dick. And you can read it online here:
The movie was eventually scrapped, possibly due to the script being terrible, though we may still get a Justice League movie down the line, which will hopefully star actors people have heard of, not to discredit the skills of Anton Yeltzin, who we're sure is as fine an actor as his brother Boris. (To the commenters who will attempt to deduct nerd points because I don't know Anton Yelchin played Checkov in Star Trek, I say to you, TTTHHHPPPPPPTTTTTHHHHTTTTTT) (Bonus Points to the first one of you who manages to claim the script is better than an episode of Agents of SHIELD before Outhouse reporter IVCNUB4 does). In any case, we'd love to hear your thoughts, as, though the movie was fated to never be, we all have a second chance to bitch about it now.
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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