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Arrow Ratings Drop, Fans Panic

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, October 11 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Arrow Ratings Drop, Fans Panic

Arrow's season debut dropped 33% from last year, provoking widespread panic in comic book fandom.

Source: Spinoff

Season 2 of Arrow premiered Wednesday night on the CW with 2.68 million people watching, a 33% drop from the premiere of Season 1, provoking fears that the show will soon be canceled from a modern viewership that is, thanks to the internet, acutely aware of the inner workings of every aspect of the entertainment industry without having even the most rudimentary understanding of how it actually works.

"Aaaaaggghhhhhhhhh," shouted one Arrow fan after hearing the news about the ratings as he ran around in circles, waving his arms. "Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhh!"

Despite the hysterical reaction, the show maintained the same level of viewership as its season finale, plus it is on the CW, which qualifies as a television network in the same sense that The Outhouse qualifies as part of "the press," which means the standards for success are considerably lower than if it were on a more serious channel, like the Food Network.

"At least it's doing better than Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., which saw a 25% drop in only the first two episodes," began another Arrow fan, though she was unable to elaborate because the first fan abruptly shoved her out of the way of a large chunk of imaginary falling sky, saving her life.


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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