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Reporter Waits Until End of Week to Post Black Science Teasers; Nothing Bad Happens

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, November 01 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Reporter Waits Until End of Week to Post Black Science Teasers; Nothing Bad Happens

A comic book blogger is relieved to find that the world didn't end when he neglected to post every teaser Image sent out for Rick Remender's Black Science as a separate article.

Source: Press Release

Earlier this week, Image Comics began sending out visual teasers for Black Science, the upcoming sci-fi comic written by Rick Remender with art by Matteo Scalera and Dean White. Over the course of the week, Image sent out three of the teasers, each with a vaguely meaningful-sounding catchphrase like "no tolerance for blind obedience" or "to seek hidden truth in forbidden realms..." With each one, Outhouse reporter Jude Terror became increasingly more unnerved, itching to react in the way the 24 hour comics news cycle has conditioned him and post each teaser in articles with headlines like "Seek the Forbidden Truth in Black Science This November!" or "Latest Teaser for Remender's Black Science Swears No Tolerance for Blind Obedience!" Despite his increasing sense of impending doom, however, Terror remained steadfast in his resolve to wait until Image sent out an actual press release about the book and post it all then.

"I mean, heh, what's the worst that can happen, you know?" reasoned a visibly nervous Terror, his eyes darting nervously around as if expecting something terrible to happen at any moment. "Probably, no one will even notice. I mean, you've seen one teaser, you've seen em all, am I right? Heh.

Finally, on Friday morning, Image sent out a press release for the book, allowing Terror to post all of it in one article, making things easier for his readers and avoiding the fifteen or so minutes of extra time he would have spent if he posted a different one every day. Still, it was nice to be done with the anxiety.

"It's just a huge relief," Terror admitted as he hit the "save" button on the story. "It wasn't easy, but it was worth it. I think it taught me that, just because a company sends you an email, you don't have to blindly publish it like some kind of corporate lapdog. You can make your own decisions on what would be the best way to get the message out about the book."

"Follow your heart," Terror added, sharing a little bit of advice for his colleagues in the comics media. "I did, and the world didn't come to an end."

At press time, a giant meteor was hurtling at 20,000 miles per hour in a direct collision course with the planet Earth.

Here's the press release and teasers:




Remender, Scalera & White melt minds in their new

sci-fi epic—only from Image Comics!


Prepare yourselves: writer Rick Remender, artist Matteo Scalera, and colorist Dean White are ready to unleash BLACK SCIENCE #1 on the world.
Grant McKay, former member of the Anarchistic Order of Scientists, has deciphered Black Science and punched through the barriers of reality. Now, trapped in an infinite ocean of alien worlds, Grant must find a way to get his team home safe and intact.
One of the most highly-anticipated comics of the year, BLACK SCIENCE #1 arrives in stores on November 27. Comic book industry titans and  have praised BLACK SCIENCE #1 ahead of its release:
Black Science is best read tucked inside something respectable and boring.  Why let the outside world know you're having this much fun?”
- Patton Oswalt
“Seriously excited for Remender and Matteo Scalera's Black Science from Image Comics. Epic, anarchic, sci-fi greatness and the art is gorgeous.”
-Scott Snyder (SEVERED, Batman, The Wake, American Vampire)
"I think it's best described as VIVID. No. VIVIDLY WILD, with drama and humor. The art by Matteo Scalera is stunningly beautifully fluid and imaginative. And the masterful Dean White's color palettes and textures create an atmosphere of a dream-like lush.You must read this!"
-J.H. Williams III (Sandman: Overture, Batwoman)
"Just a big pure vision of science fiction wonderment. Comics to paint the inside of your eyelids with."
-Kieron Gillen (THREE, PHONOGRAM, Young Avengers)
The latest hot release in a year of sell-outs, massive critical acclaim, and record-breaking sales from new debuts from Image Comics, BLACK SCIENCE #1 is sure to be in high demand.
To celebrate the release of BLACK SCIENCE #1, Image Comics will be offering a blank sketch cover of BLACK SCIENCE #1 to retailers to pre-order with Diamond Code SEP138247. This will be the last blank sketch cover produced by Image Comics in 2013.
BLACK SCIENCE #1 features two regular covers for pre-order, with one by the art team of Matteo Scalera and Dean White (SEP130471) and the second featuring a sci-fi novel-inspired cover by Andrew Robinson (SEP130472).
BLACK SCIENCE #1 goes on sale in print and digital on November 27, 2013. 
Final orders are due to Diamond by comic retailers on November 4, 2013.


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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