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Disney Trying to Convince Everyone That Star Wars Ep. VII Won't Feature Skywalkers

Written by Jeremy Shane on Wednesday, November 06 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Disney Trying to Convince Everyone That Star Wars Ep. VII Won't Feature Skywalkers

These aren't the production leaks you are looking for. *waves hand*

Source: /Film

An orphan female and a fatherless male (Perhaps they are going for the jesus angle again), the open casting call lists.  The girl, named "Rachel," is to appear 17-18 years of age, and the boy, "Thomas," 19-23.

This news follows on the heels of talk that JJ Abrams has taken over scripting and casting to move the project forward in order to meet Disney's 2015 theater schedule. 

Some are speculating that these two roles are not related to the Skywalker family that has driven the plot of the first six movies, but this reporter believes Disney is simply trying a bit of misdirection.  Even if these roles do end up cast as described, the characters could still find themselves related to what was the last line of Jedi in the galaxy.

Hopefully this is a sign of things to come, with roles being offered to up and coming actors and not well known names.  As much as I love Sam Jackson and Natalie Portman, seeing well known actors in Star Wars roles ruined a bit of the fantasy element for me.  At least they are breaking from the traditional Hollywood stereotypes and searching for beautiful and handsome people for these roles.  If there's one thing there aren't enough of in movies, it's beautiful and handsome people.




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About the Author - Jeremy Shane

Jeremy was born in a small mountain village of a strange foreign land called Weystvurginea.  Banishment for liberal views saw him spend years wondering the east coast until he decided to bike to California.  When he saw how long a trip it was, he drove instead.  Now he's living it up in a low humidity climate, sometimes working on his photography and when not, he writes for us covering books (by way of his blog: Reading Realms), gaming, tv, movies, comics, conventions in the SoCal area, and creates a weekly webcomic: A Journey Through Skyrim.  If you look for him offline, start in the L.A. area; online start at: for his profile and all the social networks he's on... or just follow him on twitter, he seems to be on there a lot: @jeremyshane.


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