Source: Latino Review
Greetings! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from atop a falling meteor streaking over the city of Los Angeles!
El Mayimbe, my old nemesis over at that second rate Latino-themed movie gossip site, Latino Review, has just dropped a massive scoop in a new video. Mayimbe says that Nightwing will appear in the upcoming Superman vs. Batman movie. He claims that a very reliable source told him this, and that the studio is looking to cast a young John Hawkes type for the role and a stunt man who fits the same description and can perform martial arts. In the story, supposedly, Nightwing will have not spoken to Batman for several years due to some kind of falling out.
My friends, let me apologize for letting El Mayimbe get the scoop on me. The fact is, I did know about this news before El Mayimbe, but I wasn't able to post it online in time because of the Obamacare website. Stupid Obamacare!
Now, keep in mind, this is only a rumor. It may turn out to be true. It may turn out that El Mayimbe is a fat liar. Haw haw haw! It doesn't matter though. What matters is the unique hits and industry credited trade scoops, as we all know.
As always, comrades, I'll keep you posted on the latest scoops here at Cubano Review and The Outhouse.
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About the Author - El Presidente
El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
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