Fans of Joseph Michael Linsner (Dawn) and people who like to beat off to comic books will be receiving a special treat from Image Comics in December. A new one-shot by Linsner, brings two long awaited stories to print, but will bring thousands of readers to climax. In SIN BOLDLY, Sinful Suzi must learn there is a price to pay for the wages of sin and Obsidian Stone loses a friend, but meets a new demon. Who cares about any of that, though, because titties! Fap fap fap!
"Oh, thank goddess!" said Lloyd Foster, a man who, thanks to a rare medical condition, is only able to become aroused by Joseph Michael Linsner artwork. "I haven't had an orgasm since October 2nd, when Dynamite's Lady Rawhide #2 hit stores. That was over a month ago! I'm really looking forward to Sin Boldly."
"Really looking forward to it," he repeated, shakily. We could hear the desperation in his voice, so we gave him a copy of the cover Image provided.
"Thank you!" he told us in a very husky voice.
Image's press release also contains some comical quotes from "real" comic book news sites, who did their best to ignore the fact that the sole purpose of this comic is for horny fanboys (or fangirls, if you're into that) to choke the proverbial chicken.
"The storytelling is simple and at times repetitious, in the way that folktales usually are, which eases the reader into a world whose existence seems much more complex," said a reviewer from ComicBookResources, as if this weren't the equivalent of a late night Skinemax soft core porn movie. "Going this route, Linsner gets his ideas across in a firm but fun way."
"A veteran artist with a talent for expressive characterization," said ComicBastards, who clearly use the term "expressive characterization" to mean "gigantic boobies."
Sin Boldly will be in stores December 4. You'll be locked in your bathroom, telling your mom to just leave you alone for chrissakes, for that entire afternoon after school.
Here's the press release:
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIN, SIN BOLDLY
Dawn fans finally have their guilty pleasure with two long awaited stories
Die-hard Dawn fans will enjoy SIN BOLDLY, a new one-shot with two fresh stories from Joseph Michael Linsner: "Hell is Waiting" and "Burning Roses." Sinful Suzi and Obsidian Stone return to provide guilty pleasure for devoted readers of Linsner. In SIN BOLDLY, Sinful Suzi must learn there is a price to pay for the wages of sin and Obsidian Stone loses a friend, but meets a new demon.