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I am the Walrus! Kevin Smith Releases 'Tusk' Set Photo

Written by Jeremy Shane on Sunday, November 17 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

I am the Walrus!  Kevin Smith Releases 'Tusk' Set Photo

Kevin Smith wrapped filming on his new horror movie Tusk and teases fans with a photo from the set.

Source: Kevin Smith's Instagram

Low budget, small cast, seventeen days of shooting, it looks like Kevin Smith is back to making movies the way he loves.  It started with some goofing around on his podcast about a Craiglist ad and the joke of actually making a story out of it snowballed from there. 

Here's the ad that inspired it all:

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.


It doesn't exactly follow that storyline however, heading in a more Human Centipede direction: Tusk is the story of one man that kidnaps another and begins to surgically turn him into a walrus.  The set picture released shows a blood spattered medical drawing of the procedure:





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About the Author - Jeremy Shane

Jeremy was born in a small mountain village of a strange foreign land called Weystvurginea.  Banishment for liberal views saw him spend years wondering the east coast until he decided to bike to California.  When he saw how long a trip it was, he drove instead.  Now he's living it up in a low humidity climate, sometimes working on his photography and when not, he writes for us covering books (by way of his blog: Reading Realms), gaming, tv, movies, comics, conventions in the SoCal area, and creates a weekly webcomic: A Journey Through Skyrim.  If you look for him offline, start in the L.A. area; online start at: for his profile and all the social networks he's on... or just follow him on twitter, he seems to be on there a lot: @jeremyshane.


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