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p(RU)views featuring WIFE: All-New X-Men #20

Written by GHERU on Thursday, November 21 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: All-New X-Men #20

Not our best effort, but considering the source material...


Source: Marvel Press Release

RU and WIFE retrun with an all new Marvel First Look: All-New X-Men #20.

All-New X-Men #20 Cover

WIFE: Awe.

WIFE: What are we looking at here? I need some context.

RU: You are looking at the young Scott Summers (from the past brought to the present) making out with the female clone of Wolverine.

WIFE: Interesting. I admittedly don’t know much about X-Men, but I don’t think those two would like that.

RU: Which two?

WIFE: The real Wolverine and Scott Summers. Am I wrong?

RU: You’re not wrong, But, c’mon, those two have needed to bone for years…according to the feels on tumblr and the rest of the internet.

WIFE: Ok, fair enough…but let’s back this soul train up a little bit.

RU: Before you begin, this is why I was specifically asked to this pRUview with you. OK, go.

WIFE: I have lots of questions here:

  1. So X-Men are time travelers now? 
  2. Why not only was Wolverine cloned, but why was he cloned into a teenage girl? 
  3. He does not look like he’s very comfortable in that kiss, not really a question, more of a statement. 
  4. Why is her leg up like that? I wouldn’t expect the female Wolverine to be a 1950s schoolgirl.

RU: In order:

  1. The X-Men have traveled in time before, but NowBeast went back in time to bring the original X-Men to the present (as teenagers) to try and show NowScott Summers what a douche he’s become (his words) by contrast to his younger, less militant self.
  2. Because, what’s better than having your own super killing machine that you can’t control….and then adding the fun and excitement of a teenage girl.
  3. It might be his first kiss, at least his first that wasn’t Jean Grey. Well, that, and the claws.
  4. I don’t know, I kind of like that she has this side to her.

WIFE: All righty then.

All-New X-Men #20 preview page 1:

RU: Do you see what I see?

WIFE: Is this a pillow fight gone awry?

RU: Some boobs, some boobs, center of the page.

WIFE: Oh, good, the dragon is back. Is that the same dragon from the last one we did? I like him.

RU: Yes. Ugh, I tried reading that comic; 'bout stabbed my eyes out.

WIFE: I’m glad you didn’t, your eyes are very pretty.

RU: I know.

RU: Is it me, or does the second to last panel look like its going all: “I’m not looking at Jeans chest”, “I’m pooping”, “You guys are dumb fucks.” and “I’m thinking, look at me think.”?

WIFE: I think I need some wine.

All New X-Men #20 preview page 2

RU: With all the TnA in this book, I’m surprised they didn’t make her “cold.”

WIFE: That’s a fair point. Anatomically speaking, she is in the snow in a tank top. She should be cold.

RU: Of all the times for a comic NOT to do that, they choose the one time it would actually work for the story.

RU & WIFE: IS SHE SNIFFING HIM?!

RU: She does not trust what she smells.

WIFE: Clearly he farted. Look at her face.

All New X-Men #20 preview page 3:

RU: Now strike a pose! VOGUE!

WIFE: What’s with the big ol’ cross?

RU: Jesus, mostly.

WIFE: End scene.

RU: Beyond the big spoiler for Avengers Arena, this looks ok…I guess we’ll find out on 12/15/2013

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Wolverine’s Clone Returns In Your First Look At ALL-NEW X-MEN #20!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at the action-packed All-New X-Men #20, from the blockbuster creative team of Brian Michael Bendis, Brandon Peterson & Mahmud Asrar! There’s a new student at the New Xavier School – and she’s not too happy her new “campus” is housed inside a former Weapon X facility! X-23 wants answers – and she’s not going to ask nicely. But before she gets then, she and the All-New X-Men must face down a heavily armed squad of mutant-hunting Purifiers! And Laura may just find comfort in the arms of one of her new teammates – young Cyclops of the All-New X-Men! It all starts this December in All-New X-Men #20!

ALL-NEW X-MEN #20 (OCT130723)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art by BRANDON PETERSON & MAHMUD ASRAR
Cover by BRANDON PETERSON
X-Men 50th Anniversary Variant Also Available
FOC 11/25/13, ON-SALE 12/15/13 

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RU, or as he’s known in the writers’ room: the cute one, is relatively unappreciated in his time.  RU’s YouTube show, RUviews is watched by literally multiple people every month and his Outhouse articles have helped line many a bird cage.  Before you send RU a message, he knows that there are misspelled words in this article, and probably in this bio he was asked to write.  RU wants everyone to know that after 25+ years of collecting he still loves comic books and can’t believe how seriously fanboys take them.  RU lives in Akron Ohio (unfortunately) with WIFE, ‘lilRuRu, and the @DogGodThor.  You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, & even Google+ (if anyone still uses that).

 


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