The Hulk. He's big. He's green. He likes to smash. The character has remained unchanged for decades, and he's been successful in comics and in other mediums like live action television, animation, and movies.
Still, we've all heard the complaints, again and again.
"Jude Terror," people say to me all the time, "I'm a big fan of the Hulk, but wouldn't he be better if he wore pants that glowed at the crotch?"
In a word: yes.
And, friends, Marvel has heard your pleas, and they've finally unveiled the Hulk's new glowing, pulsating underpants in this trailer for Inhumanity.
Surely, the villains of the Marvel Universe are quaking with fear as the Hulk's crotch pulses bright light and he lifts what appears to be a piece of the machine that removes stars from the bellies of sneetches to make them feel special.
"They tell me, Vlad, make Doctor Banner's crotch glow," said Marvel's lead teaser intern Vlad Kozinkerov. "So that is what I do."
Here's the trailer, accompanied by some text we are legally obligated to print along with it:
Witness as the Marvel Universe Plunges Into INHUMANITY!
They have existed for centuries. Hidden from the world, they have evolved in seclusion. Now the strange race of genetically enhanced beings known has the Inhumans have been thrust to the forefront of the Marvel Universe. The cataclysmic events of INFINITY have left the Inhuman city of Attilan in ruins. It's king -- the mighty Black Bolt is missing, believed dead. Attilan's destruction has unleashed the catalytic Terrigen Mists upon the planet Earth.
Countless thousands across the globe have powered up as new Inhumans leaving Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and the rest of the Marvel Universe to react to this strange new race of super-powerful beings!
"The Inhumans are here to stay, and there are lots of them," explains Axel Alonso, Marvel Editor In Chief, in an interview with Marvel.com. "Their emergence in the Marvel Universe --during and after Infinity-- will be a game-changer. Who's to say the planet is big enough for everyone?"
The fall of a kingdom gives rise to an army. Will they use their new powers to save the Marvel Universe? Or destroy it? Witness as the Marvel Universe plunges into INHUMANITY!
For more on INHUMANITY please visit marvel.com and join the conversation on Twitter using #Inhumanity
Written by MATT FRACTION
Art and Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
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Written by MATT FRACTION
Art & Cover by NICK BRADSHAW
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work. Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.
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