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Here's What We Hope Happens to Whoever Is Responsible for the Naked Gun Remake

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, December 14 2013 and posted in News with Benefits

Here's What We Hope Happens to Whoever Is Responsible for the Naked Gun Remake

Ed Helms will reportedly star in this abomination.


Source: Variety

Remakes and reboots. They're the worst. But they're particularly offensive when they're for movies that are absolutely fucking perfect the way they are. Variety reported yesterday that Ed Helms is set to star in Leslie Nielsen's Frank Drebin role in the Naked Gun reboot. We hope Ed Helms gets exploding penis cancer. But for whatever Hollywood big wig is responsible for rebooting Naked Gun in the first place, we have something better in mind:

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