Written by Jude Terror
on Thursday, January 09 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
The Outhouse has seriously confirmed the rumor from a totally real, top secret source!
Source: Super Secret Very Real Source
Rumors of Peter Parker's return have been circulating on the net pretty much since Peter Parker went away and was replaced by the Superior Doctor Octopus, but today, the cover to April's set of All New Marvel NOW! Previews (or a convincing fake) showed up on 4chan and quickly began circulating around the net. It's been picked up pretty much everywhere, with some sites claiming that their top secret sources inside Marvel have confirmed it, which to us sounds more like it seems like a pretty good bet so they're gonna take the gamble and claim it's a sure thing so they can take credit later.
Well, fuck that, we're not gonna be outdone, so we're gonna say that our top secret sources inside Marvel have confirmed it too. They've double confirmed it. You heard it here first, readers.
Hang on, I'm getting a text from our source right now, holy shit it's TRIPLE confirmed!
"You're not gonna believe this, holmes," our source told us, "but this is triple confirmed, dawg." That's how our source talks.
"Word is bond," the source added, sealing the deal. Well, there you have it.
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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