Written by Jude Terror
on Thursday, January 09 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
Early polls show our disapproval rating is down 3 points to 97% thanks to this act of generosity.
Yesterday, an image purporting to be from the upcoming set of All New Marvel NOW! previews leaked onto 4chan and spread across the internet like herpes. However, it wasn't long before Marvel applied a liberal dose of Soresbegone by contacting most sites and asking them to remove the image, leaving a bunch of sad little articles with a lot of text claiming that Peter Parker will be returning in April in a brand new Amazing Spider-Man #1 but no image, only some bracketing text saying Marvel made them get rid of it.
For some reason, Marvel hasn't contacted The Outhouse yet, possibly because they believe we'll simply troll them if they do. That's not true for two reasons. First, because we always comply with takedown requests. Second, because we will troll them whether they contact us or not. It's with that in mind that we've had an expert create this artist's representation of the leaked Spider-Man image so that other sites have something to put in their articles:
Notice, by the smile on his face, that this is obviously Peter Parker in the Spider-body, and by the horrifically distorted anatomy that it's obviously drawn by Humberto Ramos. This image is free to repost on sites such as Bleeding Cool, Newsarama, CBR, ComicsAlliance, The Beat, ComicBookMovie, CosmicBookNews, and pretty much anywhere except Multiversity, because they passive aggressively hinted that we were one of the worst things about 2013 in a recent article.
An elephant never forgets, Multiversity, and neither does Jude Terror. No fat jokes.
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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