Yesterday, an image purporting to be from the upcoming set of All New Marvel NOW! previews leaked onto 4chan and spread across the internet like herpes. However, it wasn't long before Marvel applied a liberal dose of Soresbegone by contacting most sites and asking them to remove the image, leaving a bunch of sad little articles with a lot of text claiming that Peter Parker will be returning in April in a brand new Amazing Spider-Man #1 but no image, only some bracketing text saying Marvel made them get rid of it.
For some reason, Marvel hasn't contacted The Outhouse yet, possibly because they believe we'll simply troll them if they do. That's not true for two reasons. First, because we always comply with takedown requests. Second, because we will troll them whether they contact us or not. It's with that in mind that we've had an expert create this artist's representation of the leaked Spider-Man image so that other sites have something to put in their articles:
Notice, by the smile on his face, that this is obviously Peter Parker in the Spider-body, and by the horrifically distorted anatomy that it's obviously drawn by Humberto Ramos. This image is free to repost on sites such as Bleeding Cool, Newsarama, CBR, ComicsAlliance, The Beat, ComicBookMovie, CosmicBookNews, and pretty much anywhere except Multiversity, because they passive aggressively hinted that we were one of the worst things about 2013 in a recent article.
An elephant never forgets, Multiversity, and neither does Jude Terror. No fat jokes.