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Exclusive: Daily News Confirms Outhouse Super Double Dog Exclusive - Peter Parker Returns in April in Amazing Spider-Man #1

Written by Jude Terror on Sunday, January 12 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Exclusive: Daily News Confirms Outhouse Super Double Dog Exclusive - Peter Parker Returns in April in Amazing Spider-Man #1

ex·clu·sive /ikˈsklo͞osiv/ 1. noun - a comic book news story or interview written or closely controlled by the editorial department of a major comic book publisher and posted on a big name media outlet. 2. adjective - an increasingly meaningless word tacked on the beginning of headlines to get more hits.

Source: Daily News

Hey, remember when we (and a lot of sites) reported on the leaked All-New Marvel Now Previews cover that featured a smiling Peter Parker swinging across New York City, proclaiming a new Amazing Spider-Man #1 by Dan Slott and Humberto Ramos with a resurrected Peter Parker back in control of his own body and in the Spider-suit? Remember when Marvel made all those sites take down the image? Remember when we provided an artist's representation of that image so that sites had something to replace it with? Remember when Bleeding Cool reported it in December before any images leaked, and everyone reported that too?

Well, apparently that never happened, because the New York Daily News just OMG EXCLUSIVELY reported that Peter Parker will be back in April in a brand new Amazing Spider-Man #1. Thanks for confirming our Super Duper Double Dog Exclusive from earlier this week, Daily News. We really appreciate that.

Journalism: fuck yeah!

Dan Slott is crying about the Daily News and CBR reporting this spoiler right in the headlines on Twitter, as if the return of Peter Parker was ever in question with a movie on the way, and as if the story wasn't approved by his bosses at Marvel word for word. So if you see him, pretend to be really shocked so as not to hurt his feelings.





Here's the cover, and a variant cover by Jerome Opena:


RIP, Doctor Spiderpuss. It was fun hating on you, but all good things must come to an end. What's old is new again, and Amazing Spider-Man #1 returns in April.

Hmm... I feel like we're forgetting something...

Oh yeah. Toot toot, motherfuckers.


UPDATE: Looks like Jeremy Shane scooped me on this, likely because he is able to type faster due to his bald head being more aerodynamic, which means, if my math is correct, we multiply the exclusives by each other, resulting in a Super Duper Double Dog Exclusive Squared. We're leaving both articles up because then we can partake twice in the orgy of unique hits the comics media is going to be engaging in this weekend. Mmmmm. Hits....


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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