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Marvel Shocker: Teaser Hints at Claremont Nightcrawler Book?

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, January 14 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Shocker: Teaser Hints at Claremont Nightcrawler Book?

A new teaser for the word "BAMF" has Chris Claremont and Todd Nauck attached to an All-New Marvel NOW! project.

Source: Press Release

We told you earlier today that the collapse of the comic book industry was imminent with Aquaman getting two ongoing series, but we didn't think it would happen so soon! Marvel just released a teaser that heavily implies we will be getting a brand new Nightcrawler series from Chris Claremont, with Todd Nauck on art. This could be the most catastrophic...

Oh, who am I kidding? I can't do it. Can't snark on Claremont.

Look, I know it's fashionable to hate on Chris Claremont today, but the man produced what was possibly the greatest run on any comic book ever in his seventeen year Uncanny X-Men run, which laid the foundation for the stories the X-Men books are still telling today, over twenty years since he was unceremoniously forced off the book by, of all people, Bob fucking Harras. That's right, Bob Harras has been ruining comics for over two decades.

I'm gonna say something else shocking in this article. I liked X-treme X-Men. I liked X-Men Forever. Until Bendis' X-Men books came along (and recaptured the old school Claremont feel), X-Men Forever was the best X-book since Grant Morrison's New X-Men. There. I said it.

In my eyes, there's nothing Chris Claremont can do wrong. Nothing! Nothing!


...Okay, almost nothing!

Anyway, it's great to see Claremont back on an X-book, whatever this turns out to be. I hope it's an ongoing and I hope it runs for another seventeen years. Here's the teaser:


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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