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DC Shocker: Lex Luthor is Joining the Justice League

Written by Jude Terror on Friday, January 17 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

DC Shocker: Lex Luthor is Joining the Justice League

In the wake of Forever Evil, Luthor will be joining the Justice League, along with Captain Cold.

Source: Associated Press and DC Entertainment

DC Comics is up late tonight. They just released a story through the Associated Press (which is basically a press release - go journalism!) revealing the cover to April's issue of Justice League, along with the shocking news that Lex Luthor (and Captain Cold) will be joining the team after the super-mega-crossover event Forever Evil ends. The announcement is the latest in a long-running series of attention-whoring publicity stunts by Marvel and DC in an attempt to curry the attention of the mainstream press, who view comic books as somewhere in the general vicinity of pro wrestling on the scale of things to report about seriously. Luthor might even be the new leader of DC's premier superhero team.

“Is he going to lead the Justice League? It depends on whom you ask on the team. Certainly, he thinks he should,” said series writer Geoff Johns, who said the Justice League will have to rebuild its reputation and its dynamic among members Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Captain Marvel, Cyborg and former Flash rogue Captain Cold.

Johns goes on to promise that the lines between good and evil will be blurred in the DC Universe after Forever Evil, an innovative concept sure to blow the minds of people who haven't read a comic book since the 1970s.

"But Jude Terror," you ask, "how can DC comics defile my childhood by having DC's biggest villain join its greatest superhero team? Don't they know it's wrong?!"

Well, think about who we're talking about here. An obviously evil, egomaniacal, bald-headed corporate big wig who believes, in his heart, that he's right as he tries to control the world with his villainy? Who would think a guy like that is a hero worthy of joining like the Justice League?

"I don't see the problem," said obviously evil, egomaniacal, bald-headed corporate big wig Dan Didio.

Mystery solved!

Now here's another one... where are Superman, Green Lantern, and The Flash?!

Justice League #30, written by evil, egomaniacal, hair-headed corporate big wig Geoff Johns with art by Ivan Reis and Joe Prado is in stores in April!


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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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