Written by Zechs
on Wednesday, January 22 2014 and posted in News with Benefits
Not satisfied with just ruining beloved 80s franchises and movies, Michael Bay has now aimed at an even loftier goal: to ruin holidays!!
We sort-of have our first look of one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the live-action relaunch of the franchise (as produced by serial childhood-rapist Michael Bay). How? Well via the merchandise for the movie! Several images have leaked out and of course are being shut down as quickly as they appear, so enjoy this while you can...
One of those images is of the Halloween costume for Michelangelo. Prepare yourself for a horror unlike any other:
No word if TMNT will be getting an ad during the Super Bowl, but it's probable. In any case, look (out) for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in theaters August 8, 2014
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About the Author - Zechs
Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.
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