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Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, January 27 2014 and posted in News with Benefits

Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article

In our quest to top Bleeding Cool's count of articles about the controversial Powerpuff Girls cover, The Outhouse will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Bleeding Cool published another article today about the Powerpuff Girls cover that was pulled last week after provoking outrage for its sexualized depiction of the kindergarten characters, who were dressed in heavy makeup, latex mini-dresses, and thigh high boots. This one is personally written by Professor Dennis L. Barger The Second Esquire, the man who kicked off the controversy when he first posted about the cover on Facebook, and it focuses on why children are important to the survival of the comic book industry. The article also puts Bleeding Cool ahead of The Outhouse by one two articles in the race to publish as many articles about this topic as possible, though this article will cut that lead in half, putting the score at 5-4 Bleeding Cool.

Asked for comment on the brewing war of articles between the two sites, Bleeding Cool chief rumormonger Rich Johnston reportedly said, "You wanna know how to get The Outhouse? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. They publish a 5000 word editorial about sexy cartoon characters, you publish a comic book retailer's missive on kids in comic shops. That's the Bleeding Cool way! And that's how you get The Outhouse. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?"

"Pip pip," Johnston reportedly added, remembering that he is stereotypically British. He then pointed out that Bleeding Cool managed to slip in the following barbiturate-fueled cosplay photograph in one of their articles, all the while maintaining an air of moral superiority, whereas the best The Outhouse could muster was a bunch of Zenescope covers featuring Little Red Riding Hood presenting for the reader.


The Outhouse and, let's face it, pretty much everyone has said all there really is to be said about this topic by this point, but we've come this far in our war with Bleeding Cool to see who can produce the most articles about it, and there's no turning back now. Check out Bleeding Cool's latest article here (though by the time we hit publish, they will probably have a new one up). Then check back with The Outhouse for a recap article summarizing all of our past articles about this subject, followed by a rebuttal to the recap article, which should put us back in the lead.




Bleeding Cool's Tally - 5 Articles:

Powerpuff Girls Cover Causes A Modicum Of Uproar

Cartoon Network Pulls Controversial Powerpuff Girls Cover

Tess Fowler’s Shows Us Her Powerpuff Girls Cover Alternative

Lying In The Gutters – Empowered Puff Girls Or Power Perve Girls?

Dennis Barger Addresses The Comic Industry On Readers, Powerpuff Girls And Being The Villain


The Outhouse's Tally - 4 Articles:

Does Cartoon Network Want You to Want to Bang the Powerpuff Girls

Cartoon Network No Longer Wants You to Want to Bang the Powerpuff Girls

Fallout From the Sexy Powerpuff Girls Cover; Fear Not, Pervs, There's Always Zenescope

Screw You, Bleeding Cool; Here's Another Powerpuff Girls Article


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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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