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Outhouse Lists Channing Tatum's Top Five Abs While Discussing Channing Tatum Gambit Movie Rumors

Outhouse Lists Channing Tatum's Top Five Abs While Discussing Channing Tatum Gambit Movie Rumors

Featuring two topless pictures of Channing Tatum!



Source: Empire Magazine

Empire Magazine revealed today that X-Men: Days of Future Past producer Lauren Shuler Donner has been conceptualizing a Gambit solo movie starring Channing Tatum.  Tatum is a known fan of the character and has previously expressed his desire to play him, and Donner expressed hopes that she'd be able to work out a deal with Fox to get him to star in the film.  

While that's typically not enough to write an article about, it's Top Five Day at the Outhouse, and we're looking for any reason to list things.  Without further ado, here's the Outhouse's Top Five Channing Tatum Abs:

As you can see, we think that Channing's right middle ab is clearly the superior ab.  It's a perfect mixture of definition and sexiness and could double as a clothes washing impliment if needed.  All three of Channing's right abs made the top five list, with his top right ab and bottom right ab getting nods at #3 and #5 respectively.  On the flip side is number 2 and 4 (we're a fan of #2 because it's the last ab you touch before reaching down and pulling something out of his pocket).  His middle left ab didn't make the top five list, as we don't feel that it really lives up to the standard of being one of Channing Tatum's abs.  Sorry, middle left, maybe you'll make the cut when there's been a culture paradigm shift or something.  

So what are your top five Channing Tatum abs?  Do you agree with our list, or are you one of the perverts who think that Channing's middle left ab is the sexiest ab of all?  List your rankings of Channing Tatum's abs in the comments! 





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